Being boring is a curse put on people at birth, no one learns to be boring. People are born boring and then those people are doomed because to be interesting is a natural trait that can?t be learned. What makes someone interesting is inexplicable. It?s just that they attract the attention and respect of other people merely by their existence. If you?re boring then you are destined to have no friends because no one wants t hang out with a boring person. This is ultimately the crux of the issue: a genetic predisposition that can not be cured or altered.