1. Elaborate on your avatar.

It's a book cover. Fire Bringer by David Clement Davies

2. Name a quality you have?

Forgetfulness

3. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?

Scorpions-Top Of The Bill

4. Have you ever vandalised someone's private property?

I wrote with marker on a bus seat once.

5. Have you ever been in a fight?

Only amongst my siblings

6. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?

Usually hair. Or sometimes eyes

7. Say something totally random about yourself.

I am "double-jointed"

8. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity

Some old lady at work said I look like John Travolta I'm not even a man

9. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

A coffee

10. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?

Vet bill for my bird

11. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

My brother

12. Do you have any weird relatives?

No, I don't really think so