I'm drowning!!!!! Asteroid!!!!! Pizza!!!!!! Sex!!!! Fire!!!! Duck!!!!

[Otherside]

It must be a touchscreen phone...

Ugh, me and my touchscreen don't get on. Stupid autocorrect. So far I have ended up telling someone that I was in fact a "Ho" and visiting "Crack whores". ARGH, I miss my old faithful Nokia slide. We got on quite well.

[Trendsetter]

Ugh, me and my touchscreen don't get on. Stupid autocorrect. So far I have ended up telling someone that I was in fact a "Ho" and visiting "Crack whores". ARGH, I miss my old faithful Nokia slide. We got on quite well.

That's why I prefer the "keyboard" texting, autocorrect can be annoying!

[Chantellabella]

I found the buttons! They were under the phone. .....like they slide out. Seriously? Why would a person actually think the phone slid out from the middle?

And yes, I could have read the instructions.

But I'm more of a button pushing/see what happens kind of person. I tend to learn from my mistakes after I screwed something up.

[Otherside]

I found the buttons! They were under the phone. .....like they slide out. Seriously? Why would a person actually think the phone slid out from the middle?

And yes, I could have read the instructions.

But I'm more of a button pushing/see what happens kind of person. I tend to learn from my mistakes after I screwed something up.

Okay, you're in the charge of the red button. Under no circumstances do you press it. NO DO NOT PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!! RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!! DON'T PRESS IT! EVER!

[Chantellabella]

Okay, you're in the charge of the red button. Under no circumstances do you press it. NO DO NOT PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!! RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!! DON'T PRESS IT! EVER!

Press.

[Otherside]

Press.

I said don't press it!!!

Oh well, you've destroyed the world now. I suppose I'm going to have to get in this to escape the apocalypse.



So glad I thought to plan ahead and steal one of NASA's rockets in case of emergency. I'm surprised nobodies noticed that it's parked outside my house. Honestly, some people are so unobservant.

Bye bye, people of earth. You can blame that alien thing for killing you all by pressing the red button.

[Chantellabella]

I said don't press it!!!

Oh well, you've destroyed the world now. I suppose I'm going to have to get in this to escape the apocalypse.



So glad I thought to plan ahead and steal one of NASA's rockets in case of emergency. I'm surprised nobodies noticed that it's parked outside my house. Honestly, some people are so unobservant.

Bye bye, people of earth. You can blame that alien thing for killing you all by pressing the red button.

I'm impressed you got that thing past your Homeowners Association. Oh well. But don't let your grass grow more than an inch.

And madam I am not an alien "thing." I am a Martian. The difference is my spiffy hat. Alien things usually don't have hats as spiffy as mine.

[Koalafan]

This thread could use some koalas!!

[Otherside]

I'm impressed you got that thing past your Homeowners Association. Oh well. But don't let your grass grow more than an inch.

And madam I am not an alien "thing." I am a Martian. The difference is my spiffy hat. Alien things usually don't have hats as spiffy as mine.

Of course, my apologies. Aliens things look like this anyway.

[compulsive]

haha

[Chantellabella]

Of course, my apologies. Aliens things look like this anyway.

Where did you get a picture of my 6,000 year old grandfather? We've been looking all over for him. He said he was just going out for some milk and eggs about 65 years ago. Said he learned of a short cut and passed this way.

Ok. Tell me where you guys have been hiding him. Is he stuffed somewhere in a museum??

[Otherside]

I think I last saw him here.



Muttering something about taking a nap in one of these

[Chantellabella]

This thread could use some koalas!!

I'm drowning!!!!! Asteroid!!!!! Pizza/and or Chicken!!!!!!!! Sex!!!! Fire!!!! Duck!!!! Koalas!!!!!

[Chantellabella]

I think I last saw him here.



Muttering something about taking a nap in one of these

My I have that gold thing? I'm running a bit short on cash. It takes a lot of money to go back and forth to Mars. You know...........gas prices and all.

[Otherside]

My I have that gold thing? I'm running a bit short on cash. It takes a lot of money to go back and forth to Mars. You know...........gas prices and all.

Yeah, just nick it if you want. Don't think anyone will notice much.