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    Man wants jogger to stop pooping on his property

    ALBUQUERQUE, NM (KOAT/CNN) - A man wants to identify a woman he caught on camera multiple times defecating next to his home during her morning jog.

    It was Easter Sunday, and a young woman was on her morning run. She made a turn, jogging towards an alley. Then a security camera catches her.

    "Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby.

    "This is malicious fecal distribution," he said. "She's come back multiple times," at least four times.

    http://www.kptv.com/story/22881726/m...n-his-property
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    "Drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up, without any wipe, nothing else," said the man who lives at the home, who didn't want his face on camera and wanted to be called Bobby.

    "This is malicious fecal distribution," he said. "She's come back multiple times," at least four times.
    What's wrong with being a serial loaf pincher, "Bobby"?

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    This is kind of funny because I had a friend who had this problem with a woman who who walked daily and then would poop behind a large pine tree on her property. She would leave a pile with some tissues. My friend just opted to pin a note on the tree asking her to stop doing this.

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