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Thread: Crazy Talk

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    Oooooo, what did I win?!
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    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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    Reviving the crazy talk thread


    I have been discussing doves with the pigeons
    They feel the same way I do
    Doves just cannot understand that making a nest in a potted plant on a patio is a bad idea
    The pigeons told me that once they saw doves make a nest in an Easter basket that was left on the ground

    So my question is this
    Do doves and squirrels belong to the same suicide fraternity?
    You know squirrel "dodge the car game"
    Dove "nest where everything can get you"

    You have to wonder why they are both not extinct

    Surely the dodo would agree
    Had they not bit the dust

    Perhaps they were also part of the fraternity
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    I fancy a kiwi muffin


    The bird, .... not the fruit kind
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    Standing on the precipice of math equations, I spotted an obtuse triangle
    He was hard to understand
    So I erased him
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    Can't the coconuts understand!!!!

    They are so frickin hard-headed!
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    Cashing in an avocado stock

    Now I have some real guacamole!
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    I was asking Captain Kirk a question the other day and after waiting 30 minutes for an answer that was dramatized............very................slowly.. ............with.................many............. .....pained..................facial............... ...........features

    I forgot what I wanted
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    Martians can take over Earth

    We just don't want it
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    I can't find my antelope!

    Oh................there he is


    Thought I lost him
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    Sagan, you do realize the true reason I left, right? I wanted to give you a chance to catch up with your post count.

    By now you should have 8 stars

    Question........................do I really need to reach 10,000 posts to get 8 stars?

    I don't have that many years left.

    I AM older than the earth, you know.
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    I'm cancelling my subscription to Cereal Weekly
    They just seemed kinda flakey
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    When all else fails


    Well, if all else fails, doesn't that mean that we're a success?
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    If you can make peanut butter and almond butter

    can you make armadillo butter?
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    And then the circular saw married the sander

    We were very confused
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