If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Reviving the crazy talk thread
I have been discussing doves with the pigeons
They feel the same way I do
Doves just cannot understand that making a nest in a potted plant on a patio is a bad idea
The pigeons told me that once they saw doves make a nest in an Easter basket that was left on the ground
So my question is this
Do doves and squirrels belong to the same suicide fraternity?
You know squirrel "dodge the car game"
Dove "nest where everything can get you"
You have to wonder why they are both not extinct
Surely the dodo would agree
Had they not bit the dust
Perhaps they were also part of the fraternity
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I fancy a kiwi muffin
The bird, .... not the fruit kind
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Standing on the precipice of math equations, I spotted an obtuse triangle
He was hard to understand
So I erased him
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Can't the coconuts understand!!!!
They are so frickin hard-headed!
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Cashing in an avocado stock
Now I have some real guacamole!
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I was asking Captain Kirk a question the other day and after waiting 30 minutes for an answer that was dramatized............very................slowly.. ............with.................many............. .....pained..................facial............... ...........features
I forgot what I wanted
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Martians can take over Earth
We just don't want it
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I can't find my antelope!
Oh................there he is
Thought I lost him
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Sagan, you do realize the true reason I left, right? I wanted to give you a chance to catch up with your post count.
By now you should have 8 stars
Question........................do I really need to reach 10,000 posts to get 8 stars?
I don't have that many years left.
I AM older than the earth, you know.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I'm cancelling my subscription to Cereal Weekly
They just seemed kinda flakey
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When all else fails
Well, if all else fails, doesn't that mean that we're a success?
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
If you can make peanut butter and almond butter
can you make armadillo butter?
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
And then the circular saw married the sander
We were very confused
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about