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    SPAMMERS.. Please read BRFORE posting. Spamming in bad english will not be tolerated.

    Dear Spammers

    Please could you at least learn to spell? And use English Grammar properly? Perphaps then, people would be more likely to understand and buy the product you are trying to sell. I would have thought it was basic, really. If we can't understand what you are saying, then we're not really going to know what you are on about. And please make titles relevant to the spam you intend to post. Please don't label a post about nuclear fision reactions in space "What informal clothing to wear".

    It's not rocket science, there are some basic rules.
    -NEW PARAGRAPH-NEW TOPIC
    -Full stop=End of Sentence
    -Space between full stop and start of new sentence
    -Capital letter at start of sentence
    -Names begin with a capital letter

    A jumbled up block of text about this and that is not understandable to anyone.

    Best Wishes.

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    Quote Otherside View Post
    Dear Spammers

    Please could you at least learn to spell? And use English Grammar properly? Perphaps then, people would be more likely to understand and buy the product you are trying to sell. I would have thought it was basic, really. If we can't understand what you are saying, then we're not really going to know what you are on about. And please make titles relevant to the spam you intend to post. Please don't label a post about nuclear fision reactions in space "What informal clothing to wear".

    It's not rocket science, there are some basic rules.
    -NEW PARAGRAPH-NEW TOPIC
    -Full stop=End of Sentence
    -Space between full stop and start of new sentence
    -Capital letter at start of sentence
    -Names begin with a capital letter

    A jumbled up block of text about this and that is not understandable to anyone.

    Best Wishes.

    Otherside.
    LOL! This is why I like you. Your humor is as warped as mine.


    Maybe we should get Joker to make a spam template so they can just fill in the blanks.
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    Quote chantellabella View Post
    LOL! This is why I like you. Your humor is as warped as mine.


    Maybe we should get Joker to make a spam template so they can just fill in the blanks.
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    heh
    Glad you like it. I really think this should be stickied somewhere on the blogs with a big flashing title so they can see it. SPAMMERS. PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING. SPAMMING IN BAD ENGLISH WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
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    Glad you like it. I really think this should be stickied somewhere on the blogs with a big flashing title so they can see it. SPAMMERS. PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING. SPAMMING IN BAD ENGLISH WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
    Done!

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    LOL! There was even a Korean spammer here the other day..

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    AWESOME! It actually got stickied!
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    Quote Otherside View Post
    Glad you like it. I really think this should be stickied somewhere on the blogs with a big flashing title so they can see it. SPAMMERS. PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING. SPAMMING IN BAD ENGLISH WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
    Yes, and there should definitely be rules on how to spam. We don't read large paragraphs. Maybe Joker can give them pointers. Something like this:


    What are you selling? ___________ maximum 7 letters

    Why? Choose one of the following: A) I am chained to a desk and my boss won't let me go to the bathroom unless I sell you something B) I live in a poor country and I need the 60 cents a week to feed my 8 children. C) I am a fat corporate hog and I love my yachts and sports cars.

    Where? ___________ .Must present a current license to sell to the public or post a link. Those who do not have a legal selling license will be executed.


    Seller must present a 10 page proposal, asking permission to annoy the members of this forum. Proposal must be notarized and mailed within 10 business days of requested spam date.

    Those wishing to ignore the above rules will be forwarded to spam@uce.gov for illegal practices and fines.


    Thank you for your support.
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    AWESOME! It actually got stickied!
    LOL!!! That's great! I love this forum.
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    There's a typo on the title of the thread though.. or was that intentional?

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    Oh yeah, shouldn't English be capitalized? Otherside, we have to make a good impression.

    Oh yeah, and the spelling of before also.
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    Quote chantellabella View Post
    Yes, and there should definitely be rules on how to spam. We don't read large paragraphs. Maybe Joker can give them pointers. Something like this:


    What are you selling? ___________ maximum 7 letters

    Why? Choose one of the following: A) I am chained to a desk and my boss won't let me go to the bathroom unless I sell you something B) I live in a poor country and I need the 60 cents a week to feed my 8 children. C) I am a fat corporate hog and I love my yachts and sports cars.

    Where? ___________ .Must present a current license to sell to the public or post a link. Those who do not have a legal selling license will be executed.


    Seller must present a 10 page proposal, asking permission to annoy the members of this forum. Proposal must be notarized and mailed within 10 business days of requested spam date.

    Those wishing to ignore the above rules will be forwarded to spam@uce.gov for illegal practices and fines.


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    Exactly this. See this way, we're all happy. Spammers speak in understandable English, use short sentences, and they still get to spam.

    We could even charge them for the privilige of spamming.

    I can't change the title of the thread guys. Wasn't me though. Someone changed it. But, it got stickied, so I'm not gonna complaint to much.
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    Quote Otherside View Post
    Exactly this. See this way, we're all happy. Spammers speak in understandable English, use short sentences, and they still get to spam.

    We could even charge them for the privilige of spamming.

    I can't change the title of the thread guys. Wasn't me though. Someone changed it. But, it got stickied, so I'm not gonna complaint to much.
    It might have been Ventura. Whoever it was, they'll see this and change it.
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    I would like to start by thanking Alva14D for submitting the latest piece of Spam onto the blogs, entitled:
    How To Prevent A Complete Violent Home Incursion & Burglary

    I would like to reiterate a few points.

    -A new paragraph for a new topic, please.
    -Space between full stop and a new sentence

    I presume it's a news article, there seems to be a few people mentioned in it. However, I quite frankly, could not be bothered to read the whole lump of text. It looked exhausting. And I personally, do not have the energy or the motivation to read something that doesn't look at all interesting whatsoever.

    See, it has to attract my attention. Now, maybe if you posted a picture on it. Or a GIF.

    Perphaps following Chatellabella's example would have helped.
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    I personally believe................that all spammers should be provided with better translators and maps. Because they don't have good translators and maps.

    Oh and world peace.

    Thank you.


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