Random line from TV/movie

[FireIsTheCleanser]

Seinfeld

"I think we really need to be in front of the television set. You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture."

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Cougar Town

"Anyway, back to the Neighborhood Watch Association. The main goal of the NWA is safety."
"I thought it was to represent Compton. What!"

"And Rosa just up and left for a vacation in Honduras."
"It wasn't a vacation, her mother died."
"Like she's not gonna see friends when she's there? 'Wah. I miss my mom. Pass the salsa.'"
"That's selfish, insensitive, and racist all at once."

[FireIsTheCleanser]

The Looney Tunes Show

"I lived in the city of Metropolis, the very definition of a city."

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Angie Tribeca

"Can I see your badge?"
"No you can't. Because I'm wearing bike shorts."
"I think she said 'badge'"

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Cougar Town

"Maybe Trav will just skip the ring and put a baby in her. That's what Jellybean would do.... It's no fun when she's not here."
....
"Maybe Trav will just skip the ring and put a baby in Kirsten. That's what Jellybean would do."
"I totally would!"
"My life is so much better with you in it."

"Well, then you're betraying your own life's philosophy."
"Never fight short-haired bitches?"
"What?"
"I changed it again. Some stuff went down earlier in the ladies' room."

"One time, I asked this blind lady when her baby was due. Turns out, she wasn't pregnant. And she wasn't even a lady. But, he really was blind, which was good, because when he went to go throw his coffee at me, he totally missed, and he hit a real pregnant lady. And I was like, 'Dude, you're such a jerk! You just hit a real pregnant lady!' And then it turns out she wasn't pregnant either."

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Seinfeld

"Kevin and his friends are nice people! They do good things, they read--"
"I read!"
"... Books, Jerry."
"Oh... big deal."

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Family Guy

"Trust me, you're banging eight strangers who responded to a flyer, at some point you're gonna look out a window and question every decision you've ever made."

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Justice League Unlimited

"You wanted Superman?! Well now you've got... The Crimson Avenger and my ex-sidekick..."
"Ex-partner."
"Speedy, let's not do this here."

"Can even these four beautiful bruisers stand up to the Amazon powerhouse herself?"
"Anybody got a plan?"
"Yeah, try to stay alive."
"Anybody got a good plan?"

[FireIsTheCleanser]

American Dad

"So... do you like music?"
"Do I "like" music? No.. I'm the one person on Earth who doesn't like music."

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Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

"Rowland says, after interviewing an alleged rape victim, "police often find it was not actually rape. Things just went too far and someone got scared' "
" 'Things went too far and someone got scared'... THAT'S WHAT RAPE IS!"

[Rawr]

"Movies don't create Psychos. Movies make Psychos more creative!" - Scream

[FireIsTheCleanser]

Scary Movie

"Watching television shows doesn't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows does!


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Dragon Ball Z Abridged

Cell: " 'Look at me, I'm Trunks! Please love me, daaad!' "
Trunks: "... That's a terrible impression of me."
16: "But not inaccurate!"
Trunks: "WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?"

[Member11]

Homer Simpson: "This simulation has been brought to you by your brain, a subsidiary of your penis"

[FireIsTheCleanser]

Young Justice

"Her ability to control the minds of men is why Alpha is an all-female squad for this mission."
"Oh really? And would you have felt the need to justify an all-male squad for a given mission?"
"Uh.. ther-there’s no right answer for that, is there? So… Nightwing out."

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Static Shock

"Where's Robin?"
"He's with the Titans."
"The who?"
"You'll meet them someday."

[stuck1nhead]

"Fear is for the enemies. Fear and bullets, lots of f@&$!?g bullets"
"And you got the king of mayhem, half cannon, sword of justice,. Take this f@#$!r to the holy land and start your own crusade"


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[fetisha]

" people leave Marco, you have to live your own life" degrassi the next generation

" My dad is married he doesn't understands what it feels like to love a woman" Kenan and Kel

" Their is no used getting all riled up just because a bunch of idiots give you a hard time, in the end the universe tends to unfold as it should" Harold and Kumar go to white castle

ashley banks to donald trump:"Thank you for ruining my life!"
Will Smith to ashley: "Ashley!!!?"
donald trump's wife to donald trump: "What did you do?"
donald trump to his wife:"Everyone is always blaming me for everything."
The fresh prince of bel air 1989-1995

"We all been screwed by governor tracy and now I'm going to screw her!! Uh I mean...." blacksheep

[Otherside]

"Hi! I'm Subway! Eat Fresh!"

That was a weird as hell episode of community. Product placement at its lowest point ever.

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[FireIsTheCleanser]

"Hi! I'm Subway! Eat Fresh!"

That was a weird as hell episode of community. Product placement at its lowest point ever.

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What about in season 6 with the Honda episode that was all product placement made worse with the fact that it was on Yahoo, where all the commercials were for Honda? It was 30 minutes of Honda commercials good grief. The episode wasn't even that funny.

[Otherside]

^I only just got to that episode the other day. Yeah that was worse to he honest. The in depth descriptions of the CR-V was a bit much.

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[UndercoverAngel]

From Dusk Till Dawn.

Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits em, I don't give a F how crazy they are

[Member11]

"What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway." — The Simpsons

[FireIsTheCleanser]

Ash vs. Evil Dead

"I wish I had my rusty chain, yo!"

"There is no way they are staying here, because they are going to get possessed, and be on the night train to Killadelphia."
"Which stops in Choke-lahoma City and Die-ami."
"That's really good."
"Yeah, I thought you might like it."

"Just let her take your load, jefe."

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American Dad

"Try jogging, you gross bowling pin!"

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Cougar Town

"I miss being a ho."
"You want back in? Because we'll take you back."