Would you rather?

[1]

Cell phone

Would u rather eat a rotting dead rat or steal ur parents money?

[Cornholio]

Steal their money then pay them back

Would you rather be a stripper or an escort?

Sent from Burger World

[1]

Stripper

Would you rather drive three hours or sit on a bus for 5hours?

[Cuchculan]

Sit on a bus

Would you rather swim in a shark tank or walk on hot coals?

[Cornholio]

Hot coals

Would you rather be a professional musician or athlete?

Sent from Burger World

[Cuchculan]

Musician

Would you rather have a beard or a bald head?

[1]

Had both before but I'd say bald, having a beard makes me look like Satan

Would u rather get a tattoo with a spelling error on it, or get ur nipple pierced?

[HypnoticTrance]

Get nipple pierced

Would you rather let your worst enemy vomit all over your face and body, or have a severe bedbug infestation at your place?

[1]

Vomit

Would u rather have someone use a hot glue gun on u or put ur finger in an electric sharpener?

[Cuchculan]

Glue

Would you rather drink mud or take a bath in blood?

[HypnoticTrance]

Glue gun

Would you rather milk a cow with your bare hands, or call a 100-year-old woman / man sexy?

[Cuchculan]

Milking a cow is easy

Would you rather have your legs waxed or your eyebrows plucked?

[1]

Legs Waxed

Would u rather run around naked in public or twerk in front of ur family?

[Cuchculan]

Twerk and frighten them

Would you rather bounce into a wall on purpose or fall off a wall?

[1]

Lol, and fall off

Would u rather work part time or full time?