Was taken a parcel in for my neighbour earlier. Raining out. The guy dropping it off was in no hurry to hand it over. Like trying to get a rugby ball off of someone. Then said that everything was kind of wet. I could only look at him and say ' that is what happens when you stand in the fucken rain '. At which point he handed over the parcel and I could go back into my house. My mother was at the door and laughing. In her own words ' one way of making him hurry up '.