The Muppet Show
Emily Dickinson or Robert Frost?
The Muppet Show
Emily Dickinson or Robert Frost?
Robert Frost
Loreena McKennitt or Haley Westenra ?
Loreena McKennitt
Blue Jay or Cardinal?
Blue jay.
Squirrel or chipmunk?
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
--Jack Handey
Squirrel
Glasses or contacts?
Glasses
Blue eyes or Brown ?
Brown :yes
Wool or cotton?
Edit: No yes-smiley? How regrettable.
Ice cream
Global warming or Ice age ?
Ice age
The Daily Show or The Colbert Report?
Neither
Mints or barley sugars ?
Mints.
Gum or breath mints?
To be
Gum or gobstoppers?
gum
Icee or Slurpee?