If miniature golf was televised, I'd watch.
If miniature golf was televised, I'd watch.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
--Jack Handey
Carl Sagan
Today's a good day.
http://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc
"A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
A morning filled with 400 billion suns
The rising of the milky way"
"The sky calls to us
If we do not destroy ourselves
We will one day venture to the stars" -Carl Sagan
Why can't I just relax?...I always "feel" like I need to be doing something, or else I feel lazy.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken. -Oscar Wilde
I'm a gangsta crayon.
This woman was walking bare foot in the store the day before Thanksgiving. That's kind of gross.
Coffee.... must have coffee...
Undisputed Supreme Ruler of the Universe
My muscles are still stiff >.< Wake up already damn it!
I'm a gangsta crayon.
I still want something sweet to eat. I already had that pie earlier. How many more sweets could I possibly eat? >_<
Undisputed Supreme Ruler of the Universe
shelbster18
I'm a gangsta crayon.
Undisputed Supreme Ruler of the Universe
I'm a gangsta crayon.
Undisputed Supreme Ruler of the Universe
"I am the Wanderer
I've seen many a shore
But the road I long the most to go
Is closed for evermore"
Undisputed Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Damn it I spilled my drink on my foot
I spilled soda on my crotch. I win.Damn it I spilled my drink on my foot
I was more upset that I wasted precious soda than my pants getting wet in an awkward area. I hope ants don't start crawling all over that area.
Keep it cool. Cool people never show emotion. Keep it cool.
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