^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! You have no idea how hard I laughed at that picture, Illusion, and I seriously don't know why! OMFG ROFLMAO!!!
Seriously I spit out a drink because of that. LMAO Roman thinks something is really wrong with me now.
^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! You have no idea how hard I laughed at that picture, Illusion, and I seriously don't know why! OMFG ROFLMAO!!!
Seriously I spit out a drink because of that. LMAO Roman thinks something is really wrong with me now.
"It is never too late to be what you might have been." - George Eliot
Got my straight razor professionally sharpened....holyshitfuckballssooooooogood. Shaved through a week of hobo scruff (and a piece of my face, oops) with zero effort. If only it didn't take 2 days and $15, I'd get it sharpened so much more often. Knifewear is a badass company who knows what they are doing.
My boyfriend has clear eyelashes O.o
"It is never too late to be what you might have been." - George Eliot
So I'm super happy that I have an awesome dad that somehow shoved my air conditioner in a window that isn't at all built for an air conditioner, but that doesn't change the fact that I could sink a boat with the amount of flies that have slipped through the cracks. >.<
My bedroom is about 50% room and 50% flies right now.
It's time for packing tape! And possibly a fourth fly trap...
You should find some dragonflies, they'll fix that problem. Nothing like badass killers buzzing around your room!
http://www.dragonfly-site.com/what-d...flies-eat.html
That actually sounds kind of awesome xD. I already call myself Bug Lady as I seem to have a pest problem everywhere I go - may as well room with some bugs that eat the more annoying bugs! I went crazy with the packing tape so if anything much comes through...I just have a curse or something. That [BEEP] is secure.
Finally letting Roman get away with making me watch the World Cup final with him. We're both betting on Germany to win the whole thing.
"It is never too late to be what you might have been." - George Eliot
Some people lose a sock when they do their laundry, and I lose an entire pair of pants. I don't even know how this could have happened.
At this point, I'm seriously considering false eyelashes. When I'm not yanking them out when I'm trying to rush with the curler, they fall and out grow in downwards and to the left and to the right from blepharitis. I'm so sick of it. If I could find somebody to show me how to use fake ones I'm all for it now. Took me five years but [BEEP] it I just don't care anymore mine can't be fixed.
Oh caffeine....you give me the fuzzy wuzzy's on the inside
When you whack a body part on something, why is your first instinct to hold the injured area? What's that supposed to do exactly?
Going from poor to not poor is weird. I've been spending an irresponsible amount of money on (relatively) expensive things I've wanted/needed for a long time, and yet I keep forgetting I can afford things like Cheeze-Its.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. -- Maya Angelou
I really really need a haircut but I haaaaate going to the hairdresser's