most things in the world are actually really very pointless.
most things in the world are actually really very pointless.
Rude & Shouty
Trolling disgusts me.
Never be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no one's definition of your life;
Define Yourself
-Robert Frost-
I thought a box of 24 batteries would be bigger.
killer of conversations
Sometimes thoughts like this get me through the day. Seriously. To some people that might seem depressing, when to me it's one of the happiest thoughts I could ever have had. I care way too much about everything. I wish I was the type of person who could let things roll off their back.Coffee
Hahaha. It's only slightly depressing because all of the important stuff gets mixed in with the pointless things and people don't know where to focus. But what actually gets me through the day and through rough patches is knowing that I'm going to die someday. I don't know how that helps, but it just does. somehow.
Yep.
I like both your post and your signature. Great words and ideas.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
One mind is a pretty tough thing to face. How have you guys done it all these years?
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
My eye is watering due to allergies. It's stupid to "half-cry". Double or nothing!
We haven't, it's why I'm here.
Never be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no one's definition of your life;
Define Yourself
-Robert Frost-
Carl Sagan
A 79-year-old man was requested by his Doctor a sperm count as part of his physical Exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 79-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
'well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing..'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor too?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the lid off this damn jar'.
http://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc
"A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
A morning filled with 400 billion suns
The rising of the milky way"
"The sky calls to us
If we do not destroy ourselves
We will one day venture to the stars" -Carl Sagan
^LOL that is too good. Using that one around the office.
Never be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no one's definition of your life;
Define Yourself
-Robert Frost-
Good one, that brought a smile to my face.
I'M GONNA FIGHT 'EM ALL
A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK.......
I'm a gangsta crayon.
Study, study, study. That's all I do. I never have fun. I don't have any friends, no relationship, nothing. Isn't life just fantastic? =D
People suck.
And also....people suck.
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