The banned game!!!

[Misssy]

Too distraught to do any banning.......I'm gonna drown in my own slimy tears....and I am banning you for showing up to my funeral.

Also you have been banned for using butter to fry instead of lard. Or canola oil. butter is not a good frying agent.

Additionally you are being banned due to the lack of garlic use. You don't use enough garlic.

Banned for denying snails their alms. In their little snail begging bowls.

Banned for not sending me a birthday card.

Banned because somebody else told me to ban you.

Banned for not supporting the SAVE THE SNAILS CAUSE.

And last and most of all YOU ARE BANNED for not doing the dishes after consuming dead snail carcasses.

You are Banned some more because it's time for me to brush my teeth.

[peace]

Banned for being to enthusiastic and for typing more than one line. Haven't you heard of the one line rule?

[Misssy]

Banned for insinuating that I am enthusiastic.

[peace]

Banned for not realising that you are enthusiastic.

[Misssy]

Ban for bringing up my spiritual realization without consulting god first.

[peace]

Banned for mentioning fictitious characters from the Bible.

[Misssy]

Banned for borrowing the bible of banishments without returning it. Now you owe some overdue fines.

Banned for being too politically neutral.

Banned for masquerading as a fictitious character on a fictitious webpage with a fictitious illness....all under the guise...of luring in followers for your secret cult of non-fictional character worship!!

[Otherside]

Banned for banning 500 three times in one post

[Misssy]

Banned for insufficient banning and for not making that tally 1,500.

[Otherside]

Banned for joining a month before me.

[Misssy]

Banned for making slow membership progress.

[peace]

Banned for having only 121 posts.

[Monotony]

You are all hereby banned by the supreme being known as myself.

[Misssy]

Banned for lack of participation.

You must smile and participate, participate and smile, SMILE, and do something, and look happy while you are doing it dam it!!!

And if you are not happy just act like you are happy or else we will punish you for not being happy!!!!

Your S-M-I-L-E and P-A-R-T-I-C-I-P-A-T-I-O-N are MANDATORY absolutely no exceptions will be made.

No refunds will be issued in the event that you are removed from the group based on your lack of participatory efforts.

That's right, imma take all yo money and kick you sad little brat butts out of here. Ha ha ha you BANNED!

[Monotony]

Banned for being into escargot.