It's a giant silver tube of awesome. My dad also asked me if that was for a girlfriend I was hiding from them since it's kinda...phalically shaped. (I guess that's what dads do, embarrassment = #1 goal) Anyways, I promised myself I'd only do one take of it and not delete it over and over.
For those of the faint of heart, don't listen to this one. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tg3eIDMNhI
For the others, listen to this one. (My phone went off midway through that..whoops) http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SxJMDsJMiK