The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
maybe it was for being the youngest bingo member! An award to be proud of B) *jealous* xP
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Textiles are kickin' the argo again. I thought it was all secure. I guess not
http://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc
"A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
A morning filled with 400 billion suns
The rising of the milky way"
"The sky calls to us
If we do not destroy ourselves
We will one day venture to the stars" -Carl Sagan
I shall fetch him!
The Dutch Conservation Project (DCP) was set up to increase the alarmingly low Dutch population. Boredom and giant head sucking spiders are the primary threats to this endangered population. (Remember poor Strwbrry?) Checking the population for prostate cancer was added to the DCP since it grew into such a worldwide epidemic. Therefore, I'm sure the United Nations are aware. However, I say we hold a UN meeting anyway because I'm really excited to do that Honey Badger centerpiece. I decided that the Honey Badger should be the intergalactic symbol of Earth.
Yes, we must have our next installment.
Where is Strwbrry btw? We can't have a Dutch Conservation Project without Strwbrry. How could we possibly lose the whole clan? Our feng is so off shuing that the forum will start leaning.
I agree. The Honey Badger centerpiece will look spiffy. Can we get a few stuffed mermaids? You know. In honor the whole Atlantean expo.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Okay then guys. I'm here, persuaded by severe pressure inflicted by Chantellabella's numerous agents. Next installments in the Antlantean extraterrestrial installment will follow shortly. In the meantime, I shall explore this new website. I hope being here does not mean I am expected to give up my *** account by the way. Even though the site has been taken over by corrupt individuals, I cannot part from it. Maybe I'm just weak. I don't know.
In order to enhance the amount of craziness in this post I shall now continue with a poem about aubergine I wrote:
Aubergine
To clarify: on vegetables I'm wondrously keen
they're healthy and they're tasty and they're beautifully green
but one of them is spoiling green goods’ image so serene
I mean the plant that goes under the name of aubergine.
There are people who treat it as a culinary queen
in French and Turkish kitchens it is rather often seen
it's also quite substantial in Italian cuisine
but none of those know the true nature of the aubergine.
Its gushy use of purple is impudently obscene
within its flesh looks putrefied and rotten and unclean
its taste resembles rubber that’s been dosed in gasoline
a summary description of this fruit the aubergine.
Perhaps you find my treatment of this food a little mean
but it’s been tormenting me for a year or seventeen
I can only imagine how my childhood would have been
without this cunning malefactor known as aubergine.
I'd rather throw myself into a bottomless ravine
or in December jump into an open-air piscine
or endlessly repeat the chanson ‘Yellow Submarine’
than being locked up with only a pile of aubergine.
So all open your eyes now and abandon your routine
it’s time to see the truth that once too often goes unseen
and next time try a broccoli or just a kidney bean
instead of this infernal food, the monstrous aubergine!
I once seen a purple sky, my friend cried while the other swore the goat besides us said a word. I asked her "if it did what did the kind sir say" she said "it said run away" but hey its a goat so should we stay or go the other way? that is my question today
Let's see (if you want my opinion, of course). The first thing I would ask is whether your friends were drunk. If not, then I would tend to go with what the goat said. I personally know a lot of talking goats and in my experience, they have always been a reliable source. Yes, there are the one or two goats who will lie through their horns. Perhaps he saw a ripe clover next to you three and wanted you all to move off the patch. But generally goats have good character traits............. stubbornness being one of them. And since they are so stubborn, I suspect that if you don't move, the goat may nag you relentlessly until you do.
I'll have to do more research to give an informed opinion however.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about