I want to walk up to people and tell them to their face, "you're shitting me right? You really fucking said that???!!"
I want to walk up to people and tell them to their face, "you're shitting me right? You really fucking said that???!!"
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I want to drive over people and toss their bodies into the trunk of my car for a keepsake.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I want to send postcards to random people telling them they suck.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I want to send applications to the "yes, send me everything there is in the world to sell me " people, filling in other people's names.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I want to call China just to talk.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I want to lift up a car like Superman and toss it randomly at people in parking lots.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I want to leave parents with other people's kids in public places.
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I want to shout out my car window.................you asshole!!! Why don't you go ride a tricycle and get the [BEEP] out of my way!!!
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I want to count to ten holding my breath to see if I pass out.
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I want to send spam emails to spam companies.
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I want to forget I exist.
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Hey, I could do that. I can make believe that I was never born. I know my mother did.
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I can fly. I really can.
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I was born.
That is all.
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Ah!! I see no mods here tonight. That means I can throw tomatoes all over the place.
*spat!*
Ok. I'm bored with that.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about