Crazy Talk

[Chantellabella]

I knew it!!! Cats just have shifty eyes.

[Daniel C]

The story's baaaaaackkkkkkkkk! Yay!

I knew Mark Zuckerman was guilty all along! Anybody devious enough to make a social media where my sister-in-law can stalk everyone on the planet with one touch of a button, just HAD to be evil.

I just need to know one thing.

How do you focus your brains? And why is your brain plural? Hm. That explains a lot of the plot twists. There's really two or more inside that random, yet brilliant noggin of yours, isn't there?

Perhaps... perhaps not... who will tell? The only thing I know is that my brains are always hazy except when they are least needed, in which case they are sharp like a razor. Of course, in fiction things go differently. Did I tell you my brains are also purple?

[Chantellabella]

Perhaps... perhaps not... who will tell? The only thing I know is that my brains are always hazy except when they are least needed, in which case they are sharp like a razor. Of course, in fiction things go differently. Did I tell you my brains are also purple?

Purple brains, huh?

That would be a great name for a rock band.

[Otherside]

So feeling kinda hyper and so...

B-b-b-b-b-boom-boom boom-b-b-boom-boom boom-b-b-boom boom b-b-b-b-boom-boom

[Chantellabella]

So feeling kinda hyper and so...

B-b-b-b-b-boom-boom boom-b-b-boom-boom boom-b-b-boom boom b-b-b-b-boom-boom

The national anthem of the Drummer's Union?

Am I close?


And how many points do I get for this question?

[Chantellabella]

In the interest of mankind, air will be rationed. The northern hemisphere will breathe on Sundays, Wednesdays and Fridays. The southern hemisphere has Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. On Tuesdays every one is expected to hold their breaths until further notice.

Anyone caught blowing up a balloon or blowing out birthday candles will be jailed immediately.

[Otherside]

The national anthem of the Drummer's Union?

Am I close?


And how many points do I get for this question?

5 points, and yes, I thought I'd pay tribute to the elephants of the drummers union that ate candyfloss during the walrus war

In the interest of mankind, air will be rationed. The northern hemisphere will breathe on Sundays, Wednesdays and Fridays. The southern hemisphere has Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. On Tuesdays every one is expected to hold their breaths until further notice.

Anyone caught blowing up a balloon or blowing out birthday candles will be jailed immediately.

Oops. I breathed on a Monday.

[Daniel C]

In the interest of mankind, air will be rationed. The northern hemisphere will breathe on Sundays, Wednesdays and Fridays. The southern hemisphere has Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. On Tuesdays every one is expected to hold their breaths until further notice.

Anyone caught blowing up a balloon or blowing out birthday candles will be jailed immediately.

That's not fair! The southern hemisphere are with way less people. I say they get Wednesdays and Sundays and we get the rest of the week. Except in months with 31 days, in which the Southern hemisphere also gets the third Saturday of the month. And now I'm being really generous.

[Chantellabella]

5 points, and yes, I thought I'd pay tribute to the elephants of the drummers union that ate candyfloss during the walrus war

You know I'll never understand what the walruses had against the elephants. Yes, the elephants had much bigger "appendages," but their only food was candyfloss. Do you know how much of it they had to eat to feel full? Poor things were stopped up for days. Some even had to have surgery to unwind those blocked balls in their stomach. I recall hearing that one of the vets started pulling out a string (from places unmentionable) and after 6 hours, finally got the whole string out. I heard it was very unpleasant for all parties involved.

Oops. I breathed on a Monday.

Well, lets hope the 10 kazillion satellites watching our every move, didn't catch that.

Just to be on the safe side.............. I wouldn't answer the door.

[Chantellabella]

That's not fair! The southern hemisphere are with way less people. I say they get Wednesdays and Sundays and we get the rest of the week. Except in months with 31 days, in which the Southern hemisphere also gets the third Saturday of the month. And now I'm being really generous.

Yes, but just like how heat rises, air also rises (back me up Sagan). So even though they are able to "legally" take a breath, there won't be much to breathe in because most of the air will be floating north. So shh!! they sort of have a placebo air supply. Let's not let our Aussie, NZ and other southern hemisphere friends here know about that.

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

[Otherside]

Well, lets hope the 10 kazillion satellites watching our every move, didn't catch that.

Just to be on the safe side.............. I wouldn't answer the door.

I think the robotic polar bears the government hired are waiting outside...guess I'm gonna have to sneak out the window and ride my flamingo to Australia where I can breathe on a Monday.

[Chantellabella]

I think the robotic polar bears the government hired are waiting outside...guess I'm gonna have to sneak out the window and ride my flamingo to Australia where I can breathe on a Monday.

But now it's Tuesday. so if you go to Australia, you'll miss your air day.

[Otherside]

But now it's Tuesday. so if you go to Australia, you'll miss your air day.

I'm trying to hold my breathe here but failing, I'm just gonna take one quickl sneaky breath...

[Chantellabella]

I'm trying to hold my breathe here but failing, I'm just gonna take one quickl sneaky breath...

Ever read The Hunger Games? I think it's sort of like that. You take a breath, now we get to put your name in the lottery and if your name is pulled you have to fight to the death.


Sorry.

It's the rules.

[Chantellabella]

Chickens have lives too!

Long live the squirrels.

Who btw hate chickens.