Santa's helpers not working hard this year. Low Elf esteem.
Santa's helpers not working hard this year. Low Elf esteem.
The Lovable Irish Rogue
LOL!Cuchculan
Did you know that the Reindeer Guild met last May to discuss seasonal allergies? They started the guild when they saw how bad Rudolph's nose flamed up.
Poor Rudolph.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I can beat anybody in a fight with only one hand.
It's the blokes with two hands who knock the [BEEP] out of me.
The Lovable Irish Rogue
Yes. Two handed rock flinging can be dangerous to your health.
However, I've heard that penguins can fling spit balls at such an accelerated rate that it will take out an eye at 40 paces.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I've been watching far too much TV lately.
My dreams have adverts in them now.
The Lovable Irish Rogue
I've been listening to negative voices too much lately lol.
You gotta ignore them. People that prey on other people's misfortunes. People that have nothing going for them. Other than to pounce on people when they're down.
I need to shut people like that out.
Everyone does.
That's no bueno man. No good. People like that need to just go away.
Have u ever known someone that just sucks the soul right out of you? Like......you're around them, and then you get tired after you spend time with them?
I know someone like that, on the internet lol.
She just.....sucks the life out of everyone she touches. It's sad. It really is.
You're going to lose people in your life, and realize that no matter how much time you spent with them or how often you told them you loved them, it will never seem like it was enough.
Hug the ones you love.
Hell yeah. Say what.
The Lovable Irish Rogue
And....the thing is.....i'm not the only one lol. Other people see her and steer clear of her. I mean, stay away from her like the fucking plague.
You're going to lose people in your life, and realize that no matter how much time you spent with them or how often you told them you loved them, it will never seem like it was enough.
Hug the ones you love.
The Ex Wife?
The Lovable Irish Rogue
In a moment of juxtaposition, the kiwis decided to call it a night and then meet over Poptarts the next evening.
The pigeons were not pleased about this decision and started a petition to have the kiwis sent to a nunnery.
It was all very political.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
In the interest of mankind, corn flakes will be organized in the box by size.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Standing on the precipice of indecision, the attorney dropped his briefcase.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
As the wolves howl at the moon, the old year leaves us.
May the new year be different.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Yes. May the new year be different.
I'm not even picky at this point. I don't have specific demands.
Let's just let the new year be....different.
For the love of the gods, please.
You're going to lose people in your life, and realize that no matter how much time you spent with them or how often you told them you loved them, it will never seem like it was enough.
Hug the ones you love.
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