Crazy Talk

[Chantellabella]

Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Hickory dickory dock.

Ok. Is this to give kids a life lesson? You work really hard to get somewhere and then nothing happens.

[Chantellabella]

Stay puff marshmallows.

Breakfast of champions.

[Chantellabella]

Are stolen stethoscopes sanitary?

[Chantellabella]

Why doesn't my garbage man pick up the plastic garden edging?

And that's not even a crazy question.

[Chantellabella]

2,267

Booyah Sagan!!

[Sagan]

Well. We seem to be tied also 2,267

[Chantellabella]

Well. We seem to be tied also 2,267

Nope. Not now.

[Chantellabella]

Let me add a few more before I finish mowing the yard..................

[Chantellabella]

Is it further to New York or by boat?

[Chantellabella]

If you take one orange, then add an apple..............what do you have?

[Sagan]

Firelog, it's what's for dinner

[Sagan]

[Sagan]

So I was hanging out with my borderline bridge the other night. All of the sudden the rocks began forming battalions and began attacking us. We fought back with counter insurgent rocks but were overwhelmed.

[Chantellabella]

Ha!! Think you can sneak in and get ahead of me while I'm out slaving in 100 degree weather, did ya?

Well, I'm have you know that I can do more crazy talk than anybody I know. In fact, I can do so much crazy talk that I got myself disqualified for life from jury duty. Funny how when you tell your therapist, "if you don't get me out of jury duty, I'm going to become a t__________" gets people to notice that it's not a good idea to put me on a jury panel. I'm surprised I wasn't thrown in jail the many times I was called. When they ask who thinks this person is guilty before we get started, I always raise my hand. One time I said, "I have 3 teenagers (at the time) and if this guy was already pulled over once before for DWI, then he should be hung whether he drank this time or not. Any idiot who drinks and gets behind a wheel is a menace to my children. What difference does it make if it was his first, second, or tenth offense. He's going to kill my children and should be shot with a firing squad."

Another time when asked if anyone had been a victim of a violent crime, I raised my hand and said, "Yeah, ya see that guy who's trying to get off? Well, if he ever laid even one finger on his wife or someone else, he should first have the crap beat out of him with chains, and then he should be left to be eaten by wild dogs. The fact that he has this fancy lawyer tells me he's guilty and is just some slob who never takes responsibility for his own actions."

Can you tell I have no faith in the justice system? It's who has money and the biggest lies.

I'm surprised I wasn't disqualified a long time ago. Those two times were only a fraction of what I've said in the courtroom while waiting to be "picked" for a jury.

[Chantellabella]

And the martian is one ahead again!

Bouyah..........the sequel!