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If only I could grow a beard.

[Sagan]

[Otherside]

So, does the president of the US really grant Turkeys pardons for some reason? Odd.

[Monotony]

[BEEP] microsoft and their shitbox a good fucking smack fixed today's red ring of fucking inconvenience shitty electronics

[Chantellabella]

Coming through.

*elbow*


*elbow*

[Otherside]

*Shoves Chanty back away from the winning line and claims the win for herself, completley ignoring Peace who's blabbering on about some...crown.

[Otherside]

ARGH, can someone American please send me some Reeses puffs? And in return, you can have 92 bags of tea and dainty little cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off (See? That takes effort.)

And can someone please explain why PBJ sandwiches are seen as a sign of white supremacy, apparently? I don't get it. I might be wrong, but a loaf of bread, peanut butter and a pot of jelly probably doesn't cost that much to buy. And you can get several uses out of the pots and the packs. So why exactly are PBJ sandwiches "racist" and "white supremacist"?????????

Edit-No offence Americans, but some people in your government do odd things. First they forgive Chickens for some reason, and then they decide sandwiches are racist.

[Chantellabella]

ARGH, can someone American please send me some Reeses puffs? And in return, you can have 92 bags of tea and dainty little cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut off (See? That takes effort.)

And can someone please explain why PBJ sandwiches are seen as a sign of white supremacy, apparently? I don't get it. I might be wrong, but a loaf of bread, peanut butter and a pot of jelly probably doesn't cost that much to buy. And you can get several uses out of the pots and the packs. So why exactly are PBJ sandwiches "racist" and "white supremacist"?????????

Edit-No offence Americans, but some people in your government do odd things. First they forgive Chickens for some reason, and then they decide sandwiches are racist.

It's obvious that poultry is a racist issue. What's the first thing people ask? White or dark meat? Just kidding.

Peanut butter? Not sure. Is it because we give peanut butter to starving countries? Robin Williams once did a skit about giving other countries peanut butter. He wondered if that was the food of choice because when you eat said food stuff, you can't speak. With a mouth full of peanut butter, you can't declare war on us.

I don't take blame for bureaucracy. I voted for pizza.

All I can do is claim to win this thread.

[Otherside]

It's obvious that poultry is a racist issue. What's the first thing people ask? White or dark meat? Just kidding.

Peanut butter? Not sure. Is it because we give peanut butter to starving countries? Robin Williams once did a skit about giving other countries peanut butter. He wondered if that was the food of choice because when you eat said food stuff, you can't speak. With a mouth full of peanut butter, you can't declare war on us.

I don't take blame for bureaucracy. I voted for pizza.

All I can do is claim to win this thread.

Ugh, I have no idea. Some headmaster going on about how children in school eat Bread sandwiiches, and then somebody probably complained saying that was racist, as kids who were hispanic or somali apparently ate Torta or Pita. Pita is greek, anyways. And Torta is essentially a bread roll. Does this mean because I'm write I can't eat a bread roll or Pita? I mean, jesus christ, there's discrimination, and then there's stuff that's WAY over the top. I mean, it's like the people who sue Ford because apparently the car should have had a sign somewhere that said that they had to keep hold of the steering wheel when driving. Or that they weren't supposed to stop a chainsaw with there genitals. Or other, very obvious things.

[Otherside]

An Oregon lawyer is suing because his lilies didn’t include a warning label that the flowers are toxic to cats. The flowers, which did have a warning for humans, were eventually eaten by the lawyer’s cat, leading to days of kitty dialysis.

WTF?

[Sagan]

[Chantellabella]

Or that they weren't supposed to stop a chainsaw with there genitals.

I'm sorry, but that's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

[peace]

Winning comes naturally when you are at the top.

[Otherside]

I'm sorry, but that's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

That was my reaction exactly. And believe me. I have searched everywhere trying to find out what really happened.

Edit-Ah so the spammers are back. Scamming. The Spammers are Scammers. Scamming Scammers. The Scam Spam. Spam Scam.

Trying saying that drunk.

Red lorry yellow lorry red lorry yellow lorry

She sells sea shells on the sea shore

[Sagan]