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[Otherside]

We... I want the planet but first we must remove the vermin.

Kill anyone who reads the Daily Mail...

[peace]

[Monotony]

Kill anyone who reads the Daily Mail...

You changed your avatar again so I win.

[Chantellabella]

Hunger Games, huh? Ok. So the horn goes off and I run straight for the cornucopia. I grab a (QU/PU) 36 Explosive Space Modulator, a bottle of water, and a stick.

I drink down the water because I'm thirsty, throw the stick in the direction of all of yous to get your attention. I mean after all........ a fox and a wolf (and maybe a waterfall) would be attracted to sticks. It's play fetch time!!!

Then when you guys are distracted, I zap the bejeebies outta ya.


Where's my crown? Do I get to wear fancy clothes and ride in a really cool train now? Oh and I'd like some of those pastries also. Oh and I want that apartment on the 12th floor. (btw, I can't wait till Catching Fire comes out).

[Monotony]

Kill anyone who reads the Daily Mail...

Now that you mention it I am rather hungry I think your arm might taste pretty good after being bbq and with some SW&S sauce.


wait whut?

[Chantellabella]

Now that you mention it I am rather hungry I think your arm might taste pretty good after being bbq and with some SW&S sauce.


wait whut?

I was a tad confused about the Daily Mail too. But I've grown accustomed to the randomness and weirdness of this thread.

[Monotony]

People who read the Toronto star should be sterilized.

[Otherside]

Daily Mail=VERY crap tabloid newspaper that likes to blame the worlds problems on single mothers, immigrants, teenagers, people on disability allowance, retired pensioners, anyone who isn't a middle class racist nationlist who's probably overweight, wears socks and sandals, and talks rubbish. It likes to exagerate things and [BEEP] start. Even gets a couple of [BEEP] starting arguments over on the Other Place, a lot of people take it for fact.

Some of the headlines they've had are:


"Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs" (No [BEEP]?)
"Diana was still alive hours before she died"
""They danced in the street when Hitler died too" Drama teacher who organized Thatcher death parties remains unrepentant as it's revealed she has breast implants"
"Warning: Reading in Black and white may cause eye cancer"
"Obesity is being fuelled by gender bending chemicals in toys and in cans"

[Monotony]

Sounds just like the Toronto Star.

[Otherside]

Sounds just like the Toronto Star.

I'd read that, but I'm trying to avoid getting eye cancer, and obviously, as the fact was in that news crap, it's obvioulsly true. Since you typed that in black, I am afraid, therefore, that I can't read it.

[Monotony]

Well I guess I win then.

[Otherside]

​No you don't. I win.

Hunger Games, huh? Ok. So the horn goes off and I run straight for the cornucopia. I grab a (QU/PU) 36 Explosive Space Modulator, a bottle of water, and a stick.

I drink down the water because I'm thirsty, throw the stick in the direction of all of yous to get your attention. I mean after all........ a fox and a wolf (and maybe a waterfall) would be attracted to sticks. It's play fetch time!!!

Then when you guys are distracted, I zap the bejeebies outta ya.


Where's my crown? Do I get to wear fancy clothes and ride in a really cool train now? Oh and I'd like some of those pastries also. Oh and I want that apartment on the 12th floor. (btw, I can't wait till Catching Fire comes out).

[Monotony]

You said you where a ginger, therefore you have no soul, therefore you can not win. Therefore I am the victor.

[Otherside]

I win because I have no soul, and I can, therefore, think rationally without that stupid soul thing getting in the way.

[Monotony]

I win because I have no soul, and I can, therefore, think rationally without that stupid soul thing getting in the way.