Just add a sentence, about anything, to what the person has said before,
So once upon a time, there was a giraffe
Just add a sentence, about anything, to what the person has said before,
So once upon a time, there was a giraffe
I'M GONNA FIGHT 'EM ALL
A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK.......
Mr giraffe was all alone and feeling calm and content with himself when, suddenly......
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"A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
A morning filled with 400 billion suns
The rising of the milky way"
"The sky calls to us
If we do not destroy ourselves
We will one day venture to the stars" -Carl Sagan
His head exploded! Big mess allllll over the place. Then came along another giraffe...
Who said, "Cecil!!!! Why did your head explode??"
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Alas, poor Cecil could not reply, having no head, and being very clearly dead.
End of story.
New story: Two little boys decided to play a prank on the old man who lived on the corner........
Filling the void.
So they TP'd his house, and left a flaming bag of poo on his doorstep...
which turned out to be the dead giraffes poo, which caused the giraffe to come back to life and eat the man
I'M GONNA FIGHT 'EM ALL
A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK.......
Whilst the man was in the giraffes stomach he felt tired so decided to take a nap
Filling the void.
At which point, the giraffe began to choke on the man, and he ended up flying out of the mans mouth and landing on top of parked car in France
I'M GONNA FIGHT 'EM ALL
A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK.......
Now you might not know this, not may people do, but in France there is this very strange custom were.....
life---> <---me
monkeys like to jump on top peoples cars singing the lyrics to Poker Face in French
I'M GONNA FIGHT 'EM ALL
A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK.......
"Impossible de lire mes, ne peut pas lire myNo, il ne peut pas lire ma face de poker (elle a appris Ã* aimer personne) ne peut pas lire mon, ne peut pas lire myNo, il ne peut pas lire ma face de poker (elle a aimer personne)" sang the monkey that was beside him
(I googled this translation, sorry to any French speaking people here)
life---> <---me
Upon hearing this, the man screamed and leapt off the car, running as fast as he could away from the Lady Gaga obsessed monkey
I'M GONNA FIGHT 'EM ALL
A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK.......
The monkey gave chase and soon caught up to him
Filling the void.