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So this guy went to his girlfriend's house to meet her parents for the first time. He was very nervous.

As he was waiting for them to open the front door, he felt that his stomach was filling up with gas. Probably from the nerves.

But he couldn't do anything about it because the door opened and he went in.

It was a nice family scene................everyone around the table, the family dog under his chair.

He was thinking to himself, "Man, I'm really building up some gas. If I could just let a little out, I would feel better."

So he lets out this little fart.

The girl's mother says, "Spot!"

"Great!" thought the guy. "She blamed the dog. I'll just let a little more gas out and then I'll feel so much better."

So he lets out another longer fart and the woman goes, "Spot!"

"This is great!" thought the guy. "I'll let out the rest of the gas, and then I'll be able to enjoy myself."

So the guy lets out a long drawn out fart.

The woman goes, "Spot!! Get out from under his chair before he shits on you!"

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Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time!

[Heelsbythebridge]

Haha these jokes are literally making me lol

Thanks guys

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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

[Heelsbythebridge]

Hee hee. We need a joke thread.

[Kesky]

I was thinking about what it would be like if Coca Cola cans migrated like geese. Like you could look up in the sky and see a flock of Coke cans flying over. Hmm.