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    Sagan's Avatar Carl Sagan
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    "High Elf" battles stranger's car in Portland, OR

    Portland ‘High elf’ arrested for using the power of LSD to smite woman’s evil car

    By Arturo Garcia
    Monday, May 19, 2014 17:10 EDT

    "Police in Portland, Oregon arrested a 30-year-old man identifying himself as a “high elf” after he allegedly accosted a woman’s car, believing it to be a villain from a J.R.R. Tolkien novel.

    KATU-TV reported on Friday that the unidentified woman called police initially thinking 30-year-old Konrad Bass was dressed as a pirate when he ran toward her vehicle wielding a sword and shield while wearing a helmet and chain-mail armor, then started stabbing the car. The vehicle reportedly bore several puncture marks, but the woman was not injured in the attack.

    After being arrested, Bass told authorities he was a “high elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth.” The character, initially known as Melkor, appears in the Tolkien book The Silmarillion, where he becomes that universe’s first “Dark Lord” and acts as the mentor to Sauron, the main antagonist in the Lord of the Rings series."

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/1...mans-evil-car/
    http://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc

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    LMAO! What the serious hell...?
    Sometimes when I hear these stories I'm not sure whether to think the person they're describing is on drugs or just plain batshit crazy.
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    Is it really bad that I know that Legolas in not a high elf, and they posted a picture of a wood elf on there?

    Still that is...WTF...
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    Inscrutable Banana's Avatar Diggin' My Potatoes
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    Sounds about right for Portland. ¬_¬
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