Portland ‘High elf’ arrested for using the power of LSD to smite woman’s evil car
By Arturo Garcia
Monday, May 19, 2014 17:10 EDT
"Police in Portland, Oregon arrested a 30-year-old man identifying himself as a “high elf” after he allegedly accosted a woman’s car, believing it to be a villain from a J.R.R. Tolkien novel.
KATU-TV reported on Friday that the unidentified woman called police initially thinking 30-year-old Konrad Bass was dressed as a pirate when he ran toward her vehicle wielding a sword and shield while wearing a helmet and chain-mail armor, then started stabbing the car. The vehicle reportedly bore several puncture marks, but the woman was not injured in the attack.
After being arrested, Bass told authorities he was a “high elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth.” The character, initially known as Melkor, appears in the Tolkien book The Silmarillion, where he becomes that universe’s first “Dark Lord” and acts as the mentor to Sauron, the main antagonist in the Lord of the Rings series."
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