Seals discovered having sex with penguins

[Sagan]

(BBC) Things are heating up in the cold climes of the sub-Antarctic. On a remote, and mostly desolate island, seals have been caught engaging in an extreme form of sexual behaviour.

Specifically, they have been trying to have sex with penguins.

More than one fur seal has been caught in the act, on more than one occasion.

And it's all been captured on film, with details being published in the journal Polar Biology. ..............(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141...me=na&ns_fee=0

[Sagan]

Okay, so a penguin takes his car to a repair shop because smoke is coming out of the engine. The mechanic says he'll need a half hour to look at it.

So, while the mechanic is looking at the engine, the penguin goes across the street to eat some ice cream.

The penguin gets some ice cream on his beak, and when he come back to the shop he says, "So, how's the car?" and the mechanic says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

And the penguin says, "No, it's just some ice cream. What's wrong with the car?"