Dear college slow learner children who live behind me. That's now 4 times that I have called the police on you for loud parties in your backyard. I have been up since 3 am when you woke me up and now I have to drive 8 hours to see my son in prison, who by the way does not shoot at children like you do. Yet, you assholes, think you can rule the world because mama and daddy have money and you have so much money that you can party as loudly as you want in a neighborhood outside..............so loud that I am woken up in the front of my house while you live behind me.
The only happiness I have about you is that you will fail in your life because you are so damned dumb assed that nobody will ever take you seriously. You will be a failure to humanity, and yes, there is no way that St. Peter will let you cross those pearly gates. There's a noise ordinance in heaven also. Did you know that?
So when I get back, I will post this lovely sign on the back of my shed. IF you can read, dear jackasses who live behind me, read it.
Texas Law Violation
A loud party or noise violation falls under the Texas Penal Code Section 42.01 Disorderly Conduct (a)(5): a person commits an offense if he intentionally or knowingly; makes unreasonable noise in a public place other than a sport shooting range, or in or near a private residence that he has no right to occupy. Disorderly Conduct is a Class C Misdemeanor and is punishable by fine up to $ 500.00.
Action Taken . . .
If officers determine you are in violation of the Disorderly Conduct statute, each resident will receive a citation. If necessary, arrests will be made.
If the police department responds to a second complaint of loud noise or music and officers determine you are in violation of the Disorderly Conduct statute, each resident may be arrested.
Alcohol is found at most loud party/loud music complaints. All alcohol violations will be strictly enforced.
Follow Up . . .
Property owners and property managers will be notified of all noise and alcohol violations occurring on their property.
Property owners will have to make decisions on handling these violations. If the violations of the Texas Penal Code and Texas Alcoholic Beverage Code continue, the Texas nuisance abatement statue may be enforced. This action can result in civil prosecution of property owners.
For you slow learners, this means SHUT THE [BEEP] UP!
The police WILL be called and you be cited if I hear noise while I’m in my house any time of the day or night.