Anything bothering you right now?

[Heelsbythebridge]

I fail at every damn thing in life. Fuck. I can't even compete in a freaking game of chess.

It's such a perfect metaphor for life! A brief moment of pride as I claim a bishop, only to have my Queen taken by a damn pawn, and then it's checkmate in three more moves.

ARGH. [BEEP] I'm sorry I'm so frustrated. It's like everything wrong with my life and me is being shown back to me in these checkered squares.

[GunnyHighway]

Chess frustrates the everliving [BEEP] out of me. I'm decent at it, but it's just every time I lose something important I go back twenty minutes and thing "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?! THEY DIDN'T DESERVE THAT DEATH."

[Heelsbythebridge]

Can you go play against Claire here http://www.sparkchess.com/ and tell me how you do? If this were in real life I'd have thrown the board against the wall already.

[GunnyHighway]

Can you go play against Claire here http://www.sparkchess.com/ and tell me how you do? If this were in real life I'd have thrown the board against the wall already.

Well then ma'am, you sure know how to make a man rage uncontrollably on his Friday nights. This is the best I could manage so far, and one game included me losing in 4 turns. You should face me, I'm sure you'd probably kick my [BEEP] as I'm pretty rusty at all of this.

[Heelsbythebridge]

We're in the same boat- I played my first game in over ten years three nights ago. I'll go sign in, tell me your user ID! I'll be black

[GunnyHighway]

We're in the same boat- I played my first game in over ten years three nights ago. I'll go sign in, tell me your user ID! I'll be black

Tis' GunnyHighway. Find meeeee. I need about 5 though, gonna make a drink and stuffs.

[Heelsbythebridge]

Already got myself a cider.. I also can't find you!

[Koalafan]

So much weird energy I have. Feel like I can go and run a 500k right now

[GunnyHighway]

I'm bad and I should feel bad

[Heelsbythebridge]

I'm bad an I should feel bad

Aw hey, I had fun! When I was down to pawns I almost wanted to forfeit..

*hugs*!!! Thanks for the game! I like you more than Claire.

[GunnyHighway]

Aw hey, I had fun! When I was down to pawns I almost wanted to forfeit..

*hugs*!!! Thanks for the game! I like you more than Claire.

I honestly thought I had you when you got down to pawns. I didn't know you could diagonally get your pawn to a queen though Oh well! It was fun nonetheless. I got beaten by a girl though. Life as I know it is over, how can I live with myself

[Heelsbythebridge]

I honestly thought I had you when you got down to pawns. I didn't know you could diagonally get your pawn to a queen though Oh well! It was fun nonetheless. I got beaten by a girl though. Life as I know it is over, how can I live with myself

Yeah, that's a rule I initially forgot. You can also get a piece from your opponent's graveyard, hence my second Queen summoning.

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[GunnyHighway]

Yeah, that's a rule I initially forgot. You can also get a piece from your opponent's graveyard, hence my second Queen summoning.

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indeed! I knew about the opponent's graveyard thing however, so at least I haven't forgotten everything.

[Koalafan]

I can feel a really bad wave of depression coming on

[Keddy]

I was prescribed a new medication and didn't exactly credit the warning that it "may cause drowsiness" and "may cause dizziness."
I feel like I've been tranquilized