1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
It's a comic book so I'll just go with 4th panel, 1st speech bubble
"Bruce... it was him... took dad... h-he..."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Curtain
3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Watching TV
4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Big Bang Theory
5. Without looking, guess what time it is
9:45 PM CST
6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:48 PM CST
7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Music and the air conditioner unit outside my window
8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
10 minutes ago. I was feeding my dog
9. Did you dream last night?
Yes
10. Do you remember your dreams?
I was in college and it was horrible but I can't remember why
11. When did you last laugh?
At least 30 minutes ago
12. Do you remember why / at what?
Something at the Big Bang Theory
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Crosses, poster, mirror, dream catcher, rosary, wooden plaque of Virgin Mary/Our Lady of Guadalupe
14.Seen anything weird lately?
A bunch of crows in my neighbors yard
15. What do you think of this quiz?
Fun on a bun
16. What is the last film you saw?
Part of: Home Alone. Completely: Superman Returns
17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Los Angeles, California
18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A really cool car
19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I have a fear of being swallowed alive by a whale
20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
No borders
21. Do you like to dance?
I don't know how to dance but I'd like to
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes
23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? http://wordsmith.org/anagram/
Macros
24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
Some number from Texas, but from someone I know, my mom.
25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Pictures
26. Last time you swam in a pool?
I've never swum in a pool
27. Type of music you like most?
28. Type of music you dislike most?
Country
29. Are you listening to music right now?
Yes.
30. What color is your bedroom carpet?
I don't have a carpet. And the drapes match it. Because I also don't have drapes.
31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Make it bigger. And actually finish it because technically it's unfinished.
32. What was the last thing you bought?
A comic book
33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
No
34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Yes
35. Do you have a garden?
No
36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Oh say can you see
By the dawn's early light
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
With liberty and justice for all
Amen
37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
"I really hope it's 3 AM and I can go back to sleep"
38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Ryan Gosling
39. Who sent the last text message you received?
A friend.
40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I do love Bed, Bath, and Beyond but if I had to choose, I would say... Target?
41. What time is bed time?
Whenever I say it is. Typically midnight
42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No
43. How many tattoos do you have?
Two of them. But they exist in the future
44. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
I guess that answers that
45. What did you do for your last birthday?
I think I went out to dinner
46. Do you carry a donor card?
No way, I don't want my guts touching some sick guy. But I do.
47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Mom
48. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half full
49. What's the farthest away from home have you've been?
Half a country away
50. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
I don't think I've ever had one
51. Have you ever won a trophy?
I think it was a participation trophy
52. Are you a good cook?
I don't even cook
53. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
I'm sure I could if I tried
54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
Chris Claremont?
55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
In one of my elementary schools and in two of my middle schools
56. Do you touch-type?
About 80/20
57. What's under your bed?
Dust
58. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes
59. Think fast, what do you like right now?
TV
60. Where were you on Valentine's day?
Home
61. What time do you get up?
9-10 AM summer vacation what what!
62. What was the name of your first pet?
I never named it
63. Who is the second to last person to call you?
Someone from Georgia or if I know them, my brother
64. Is there anything going on this weekend?
No
65. How are you feeling right now?
Fine
66. What do you think about the most?
The future. College.
67. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
7 I think. 2 are wrecked and two are dress shoes. I don't know that need so many.
68. If you won the lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I'd keep it a secret as long as I could
69. Who would you tell first?
My parents
70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Clash of the Titans
71. Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes
72. Do you take selfies?
Yes
73. What do you do most when you are bored?
Sleep
74. What do you do for a living?
Nothing currently
75. Do you love your job?
I don't have one, but no
76. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A veterinarian
77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
A police detective
78. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Chicken
79. How many keys on your key ring?
Three
80. Where would you retire to?
Somewhere in Southern California
81. What kind of car do you drive?
Chevrolet
82. What are your best physical features?
My hair
83. What are your best characteristics?
I'm funny
84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
New York
85. What kind of books do you like to read?
Comic books
86. What's your favorite slang word/phrase?
"What's buzzin' cuzzin'?" I just heard that one and I love it.
87. What is your favorite time of the day?
Night
88. Where did you grow up?
Los Angeles and Kansas
89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
~1500 miles
90. What are you reading now?
The Boys, X-Men, Spider-Man, Secret History of Wonder Woman
91. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night owl
92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No
93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes
94. Do you have pets?
Yes
95. How many rings before you answer the phone?
If it's a number I don't know, I just let them decide. If it's someone I know, 3.
96. What is your best childhood memory?
Going to this festival thing with my cousins and other family every year. I didn't like it back then, but looking back, it seems like fun and I wish I could go back and enjoy it.
97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
None
98. Zoos or aquariums?
Zoos all around
99. What did you have for dinner last night?
Torta. It's like a sandwich.
100. What Inspires You?
Superma-- I mean... Jesus. Yes. Jesus........... and Superman