You're intrigued by your own mustache, eh?
Nope
Do you own a futon?
Sent from Burger World
No, but it looks comfyy
Dyo an ancient artifact
Nope
Do you own a short sleeves flannel?
Sent from the lab where testing was just done to verify that it was he who denied it, supplied it. A.k.a 1
Several actually
Dyo a calculator
Yes, I do
Do you own laceless shoes?(ones that don't require laces, not missing laces)
Sent from the lab where testing was just done to verify that it was he who denied it, supplied it. A.k.a 1
Never owned any lace less ones
Dyo more than one credit card
Nope
Do you own a man purse?
Sent from under your bed
Nope, and get outta my bed. I keep my fat rats in there
Dyo a box of crayons?
I thought I felt something nibbling my toe.
No crayons here
Do you own a bag of zip ties?
Sent from under your bed
Nope
Dyo a landline phone
Yerp
Do you own a fan?
Sent from under your bed
Yerp
Dyo a mason jar
No
Do you own a sun bed?
The Lovable Irish Rogue