Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
LOL!! I love it! I actually grew up with a Darwin winner. He was the one who got so mad at his game of golf that he hit the golf cart with his club, it bent, came around and hit him in the head. I knew him before that and to be honest, it was probably good that he didn't add to the gene pool.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
I used to get my toast out of the toaster with a knife. I really couldn't reach it without it but I was always super careful! I don't do it anymore because my mum gave me a huge lecture about it. One less fun thing to do.
Coffee
That sucks, there no other way to get toast out...
That would have hurt...
I guess I could use chopsticks...
Plan B...
I clicked on the wrong one. Mine would definitely be doing my own electrical work, which I've done on several occasions. I had an interesting incident not too long ago where I rewired a lamp, but the new socket I added had a defect causing sparks to fly out of the outlet, and a fuse to blow. (And no, it wasn't wired wrong!) I didn't get shocked, but it certainly scared the heck out of me!
Falling of the roof and breaking your neck, whilst trying to move the antenna for a better picture.
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I can't choose! xD
Carl Sagan
Loved the video
http://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc
"A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
A morning filled with 400 billion suns
The rising of the milky way"
"The sky calls to us
If we do not destroy ourselves
We will one day venture to the stars" -Carl Sagan
Drown in 2 feet of H2o
Get your toast out with a fork - I actually stopped doing that after I heard this song.. talk about dumb
Carl Sagan
^ lol
http://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc
"A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
A morning filled with 400 billion suns
The rising of the milky way"
"The sky calls to us
If we do not destroy ourselves
We will one day venture to the stars" -Carl Sagan
Oh my gosh - I love this!!!
life---><---me
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