Heaven I think
Chicken or fish ?
Heaven I think
Chicken or fish ?
Chicken
The sun or the moon?
The moon
River or the sea ?
River
Diamonds or pearls?
Pearls
Dates or prunes ?
Prunes
Charlotte Bronte or Emily Bronte?
Emily
Patti Smith or Patty Smyth?
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
--Jack Handey
Patty Smyth
Loudly listening to music alone in your car, or quietly with your earbuds and iPod?
Loudly listening to music alone in your car with window up.
Rabbits or mice ?
Rabbits
Sunrise or sunset?
Sunset
Mountains or plains ?
Plains
Summer rainstorm or winter snowstorm?
Snowstorm.
Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune?
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
--Jack Handey
Wheel of Fortune
Fortune cookie or tarot card reader ?
Fortune cookie.
The Muppet Show or Sesame Street?
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.
--Jack Handey