The Florida is spreading:
From RawStory: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/2...-beer-dispute/
By David Ferguson
Saturday, December 28, 2013 13:36 EST
"A woman in North Charleston, South Carolina was arrested on Christmas after she stabbed her husband for coming home without any beer. According to Charleston, South Carolina’s News Channel 2, Helen Ann Williams, 44, attacked her 41-year-old common law husband with a ceramic sculpture of a squirrel.
Police arrived at Williams’ home shortly after midnight Wednesday and found a man bleeding from a deep gash that ran from his shoulder to his chest. Initially Williams tried to convince police that the man had fallen and cut himself.
Police then asked Williams why she had blood all over her hands and clothes and she told them it had come from someone else. Finally, she broke down and admitted that she sent her spouse to the store for beer. Finding the store closed, he returned home empty handed."
Remember: Ceramic squirrels don't hurt people. People with ceramic squirrels hurt people.