I'm drinking coffee with a creamer three days past it's expiry date. Sometimes you've got to live on the edge, what can I say.
I'm drinking coffee with a creamer three days past it's expiry date. Sometimes you've got to live on the edge, what can I say.
I'm horrible at managing my finances.
As he leaked water from his eyes, he spit out a chunk of banana into the chilled air.
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Uggh I feel really weird...
Taking 9mg of Melatonin + caffeine before bed + dark room and bright computer screen + blasting trap music on stereo headphones = trippin' out big time
This was a bad idea.
"It is never too late to be what you might have been." - George Eliot
I think I'm the only Canadian who prefers the U.S.'s liberal gun laws over ours.
Anyone who claims they "slept like a baby" clearly has no idea what they're on about. Have you met a baby, ever? They don't exactly sleep well.
I should probably drink some water. Four drinks in on a small amount of food and.....wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee
Laughing does help. Doesn't solve all your problems, but it does make matters feel lighter.
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I can't quite remember what got me through my days back then. What was I living for? Why did I stop living for it?
Beat the meat. Treat the feet.