I fail at every damn thing in life. Fuck. I can't even compete in a freaking game of chess.
It's such a perfect metaphor for life! A brief moment of pride as I claim a bishop, only to have my Queen taken by a damn pawn, and then it's checkmate in three more moves.
ARGH. [BEEP] I'm sorry I'm so frustrated. It's like everything wrong with my life and me is being shown back to me in these checkered squares.