Crazy opossum lady
Carl Sagan
Crazy opossum lady
http://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc
"A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
A morning filled with 400 billion suns
The rising of the milky way"
"The sky calls to us
If we do not destroy ourselves
We will one day venture to the stars" -Carl Sagan
What goes through her opossom's mind:
"Stop touching me you crazy person!!!!"
"Is she kidding???!!"
"Somebody!! Save me from this woman!"
"What did I do to deserve this??!"
"Must ..... get..... away!!"
"WTF is she doing to my rear end?"
"Stop touching my feet!"
"No! Not the ointment!"
"Call 911! I'm being molested!"
"Not the lubrication of my tail! How indecent can you be, lady??!!"
"My energy is fine! I don't need you to release my energy! My spiritual channel is fine! You''re projecting your own fucked up spiritual channel!"
"Opossum body pillows? Are you fucking kidding me?"
"Oh, so now you're getting pissed because I don't want to cooperate, huh? Get over it sicko!"
"How embarrassing! You're talking about my bowel movements? I wouldn't be so stopped up if you didn't touch me!"
"Ok. Now I know you are crazy. Sweeping out my aura? Do you know how crazy you look? Ok. I get it. You forgot your meds."
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Haha!
The animal is cute and I appreciate she said to leave them in the wild. Ah, how did she get one?
Reminds me of my meditation class way back when.
Diggin' My Potatoes
Well then, that was...interesting.
“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” — George Carlin
"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little." — George Carlin
I originally thought opossum was an euphemism for something. But what on earth...people actually massage what looks like a badger?
I'M GONNA FIGHT 'EM ALL
A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK.......
lol wow...
That is all I have to say.
killer of conversations
I feel less crazy now.
Socially inept Koala
What the flugging spit???
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