Yes, in 16 something or 14 something (got a D in history) the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria sailed across the Atlantic in search of a fight with the Indians. They fought bravely against the Vikings and icebergs, to land on a rock. They named that rock Plymouth because Volkswagon was already taken.
The Indians, unknowing that the new white guys were going to slaughter them, showed them how to pop popcorn and watch football.
Then a poor unsuspecting turkey crossed the road. He was only trying to get to the other side. The pilgrims hit him with an apple cart by accident. Being a resourceful people, they decided to eat the roadkill.
Thus Thanksgiving was born.
I hope your day went well. I spent it with my grandkids and their cousins................6 screaming Vikings who plundered and pillaged my daughter's house.
Oh and we ate popcorn.
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