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Windows 10, you're an abomination unto the lord. Please die a horrible fiery death and be cast to the pits of hell form wence you came.
The birds in my yard are singing happily.
I need to go join them.
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Snorting Cheeseballs: Life Lessons from the Recently Insane © (excerpts from my book just randomly chosen to post)
Don’t ever say, “At least my child never……”
God gives us more than we can handle……………….perhaps to weed out the weak from the strong
Your ex will disappoint you
Appliances know when you are poor
Cats and children pick up on your emotions……………practice faking calm
Murphy is innocent
Shopping doesn’t help
Birds look down at us and laugh
A career does not define you
The definition of crazy is someone who doesn’t know how to use crazy wisely
Keep them always guessing
Quiet is our friend
If more people listened to bugs, this world would not be so fucked up
Wind chimes represent life… you know………..the thing that passes us by each day……………the one we don’t even bother to notice
A carpet is better than a history book for telling a story
God doesn’t play the lottery………………that passage is in the Old Testament somewhere
Zombie stories are wishful thinking
Flat helps us learn – concrete, flat tires, tripping
Keep inside, inside where it belongs
Crazed looking stuffed animals have a purpose
The reason you can never find someone when you think you need someone, is because you really don’t need someone at that time.
The universe owes us nothing
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
It's really hard being a realist or an idealist
I can totally see how people can become cynics quickly
The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about
Currently planning alternate life in Canada if Donald Trump is elected president.
People.....people are crap....but I did some assertiveness training today
life---> <---me
O-M-G-string you guys!~ It seems as if Cannonball (my favorite X-Men and 3rd favorite comic book character ever(sorry Sam, but Supes and Spidey got you beat))might see the light of movie-day in the upcoming X-Force movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit: Holy crap you guys, it's snowing!
Keep it cool. Cool people never show emotion. Keep it cool.
whoaa how's that for a sudden mood change? feeling awful out of the blue. Why does my brain insist on reminding me of things that make me feel like [BEEP]?
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