At Israel school, anyone can learn to be a prophet

TEL AVIV, Israel (AP) — Instead of long beards and robes, they wear track suits and T-shirts. Their tablets are electronic, not hewn of stone, and they hold smartphones, not staffs. They may not look the part, but this ragtag group of Israelis is training to become the next generation of prophets.
For just 200 shekels, about $53, and in only 40 short classes, the Cain and Abel School for Prophets says it will certify anyone as a modern-day Jewish soothsayer.

I've found my calling. I hope they offer online classes;I'm gonna find their email so I can ask if I have to be circumsized...