Jeez... Does it dial 911?
Who needs this game when Craigslist is free?

now you can spread germs the quick & easy way by talking on the same phone with all of your friends

phone rings. it's *him*
"i'm afraid i'm gonna be a little bit late"
"have to work late at the office. can we get together another time?"
"i have a flat"
"how bout if i pick up a pizza and some beer and we hang out at your place?"
"are your parents home?"
"i'm really broke this week"
"sorry i have to cancel. oops--can't talk--my battery's about to die"

what a fun game!