Used to play basketball in high school. I could shoot but because I'm so short, I would get creamed by the other team. So my job was to basically get creamed in a foul so I could make points for the team with my foul shots. The kids in the neighborhood can't stand that I can get a basket from anywhere on the court, including backward throws. My one talent.
I was also a swim team coach and volleyball coach......................but never a player