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    Racist hotel guest inserts fire hose in butt, causes mayhem

    Ok I promise. Last of the crazy news stories for a while.



    Joseph Small, 20 appeared in Westminster Magistrate's Court in London this week and admitted to multiple charges after a hotel rampage that involved him shoving a fire house up his butt, Sunday World reported.

    Police say that on Halloween, Small stripped naked on the fourth-floor hallway of a Premier Inn before inserting the hose of a fire extinguisher in between his buttcheeks and started playing with his own fire hose, according to the Metro.

    Hotel workers told officials that Small, who was a guest at the hotel, then began yelling at a Bangladeshi hotel worker, saying "This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda. Go back to Pakistan."

    Oh yeah, he also peed on the floor.

    On Tuesday, he admitted to charges of criminal damage, racially aggravated harassment and outraging public decency. He will be sentenced December 3.


    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...usaolp00000003
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    How exactly does stripping naked and putting a fire hose in his backside, and being on the floor prove his logic that only British people are capable of working in British hotels?
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    Sagan's Avatar Carl Sagan
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    I would immediately assume. Meth, PCP, or Bath Salts.
    http://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc

    "A still more glorious dawn awaits
    Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
    A morning filled with 400 billion suns
    The rising of the milky way"

    "The sky calls to us
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    We will one day venture to the stars" -Carl Sagan

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    I don't know, man. I think we just might not be able to understand his genius.
    “Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.” — George Carlin

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