Just found out a former best friend of mine from my early college days is a convicted felon for owning multiple illegal firearms. He wasn't a threat or danger to the community or anything but our town is "super-liberal" so they went after him.
Another former best friend of him from my childhood (known him since 2nd grade) is serving a 10-year sentence for manslaughter. He killed a man in a bar over a girl.
Both of them are girlfriends, actually both have fiancees. Yes, even the one in prison is engaged.
Then you have me. No criminal record. No girlfriend. No friends. What did I ever do wrong? Maybe I'm being punished for having criminals as friends.