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    50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

    1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
    2. Tape coins to your face with duct tape.
    3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
    4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
    5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
    6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
    7. Shave.
    8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
    9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
    10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
    12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
    13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
    14. One word: Flatulence!
    15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
    16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
    17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
    18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
    19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
    20. Meow occassionally.
    21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
    22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
    23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
    24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
    25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
    26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
    27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
    28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
    29. Leave a box between the doors.
    30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
    31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
    32. Start a sing-along.
    33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
    34. Play the harmonica.
    35. Shadow box.
    36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
    37. Lean against the button panel.
    38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
    39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
    40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
    41. Bring a chair along.
    42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
    43. Blow spit bubbles.
    44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
    45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
    46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
    47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
    49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
    50. Try & convince people that you smear vaseline on the butts of your friends when they pass out.
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    Oh snap 10 hour long version


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    *face palm*
    Blessed Be, in both Light and Darkness.
    ♥¥ Love and Light☮☼

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    This is hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh this morning!
    The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about

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    Quote CityofAngels View Post
    Oh snap 10 hour long version

    WTF? 10 hours?!
    http://youtu.be/zSgiXGELjbc

    "A still more glorious dawn awaits
    Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise
    A morning filled with 400 billion suns
    The rising of the milky way"

    "The sky calls to us
    If we do not destroy ourselves
    We will one day venture to the stars" -Carl Sagan

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    Hey JcGrey! I hope it was ok. I copied your list and posted it on my website blog. I just wanted to share it.
    The Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about

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    This thread immediately reminds me of this elevator scene in "Elf" starring Will Ferrell lol:


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    10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
    45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
    LMAO, I should try these!

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