Last night I couldn't sleep because I couldn't stop thinking about having to buy a Mother's Day card. I always dread it. I usually manage to find the one with a joke about alcohol, but it gets me down to have to comb through all the lovey dovey stuff and be reminded of what I'm missing out on. "Dear Mom, You have always been there for me -" Eh, that is not accurate. "Mom, You are my best friend -" LOL no. "To the best mom -" Yeah let's not get carried away here... I really wish they would just have a section called, "To abusive mom from daughter obligated to send a card to maintain an amicably distant relationship." I can't be the only one in this situation, right? The cards could just be like, "Dear Mom, You fed and clothed me. See you at Christmas." Or, "Mom, I guess I can't blame you for not being perfect. Grandma's a real b****." Actually my mom would probably love that last one.
What would your Mother's Day card say if you could be really honest?