In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog
In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.)
In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.
In Samoa, it’s a crime to forget your own wife’s birthday.
In England, it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
In Indiana, it’s against the law to dress ‘Barbie’ in ‘Ken’s’ clothes.
In Cannes, France, it’s illegal to wear a Jerry Lewis mask.
In Michigan, it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant.
In Victoria. Australia after mid day on Sunday, it’s illegal to wear pink hot pants. You need a licensed electrician to change a light bulb.
In Illinois, giving a lighted cigar to a pet is illegal.
In North Carolina, it is illegal to swear in front of dead people
In Florida having sexual intercourse with a porcupine is illegal.
In Iowa, it is illegal for horses to eat a fire hydrant.
In Israel, you could be prosecuted for picking your nose on Sunday.
In Oklahoma, it is illegal to molest an automobile.
In British Columbia, it is illegal to kill a Sasquatch or Bigfoot if one is ever found.