My birthday is coming up on November 28. I will officially be older than dirt (57). Dinosaurs are younger than me.
Last year, I was supposed to have a surprise birthday party, but then I left my job, my house got sold and well, it didn't happen. I just told my kids I was too depressed to celebrate. That was going to be the very first birthday party I've ever had. Yep..............never had one.
I don't put my birthday on my profile because if people saw how old I was, they would run screaming. I mean I'm really OooooooollllllllllllllDDDDDDDD!!! Again........ 57.
Anyway, I just wanted to tell ya'll I was going to have a birthday in a week or so (day after Thanksgiving).............ADHD moment. I was born on Thanksgiving. I was a Turkey baby.
Anyway, again................I've spent many a birthday with my own kids forgetting to tell me Happy Birthday.................and well, I'm going down a pathetic road here.............
So hint, hint..............my birthday is coming up.
And I'm so old, do you even know the odds of me surviving one more week???!! I mean. I could just die right in my tracks in the next day or two.
(This has been a private service announcement and has been approved by me..................the old person who will be 57 next week)
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