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    Someone On a British Airways Plane Took a [BEEP] So Bad That It Had to Turn Around and

    http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someo...d-and-land-475

    A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a [BEEP] so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid [BEEP] bought a £360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your asshole is essentially a terrorist.

    Anyway, the BA flight from Heathrow to Dubai on Saturday had to turn around and flop back down again at Heathrow just 30 minutes into the seven-hour flight because somebody did a toilet crime.

    Hertsmere Tory councillor Abhishek Sachdev—who has clearly not heard the "he who smelt it, dealt it" directive—happened to be on the flight, and, as well as tweeting his response ("Insane! Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet! 15hrs until next flight... #britishairways") also spoke to the Daily Mail about the ordeal. Again: imagine making a smell so bad a Tory councillor talks to a national paper about it.

    "The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd," he said. "About 10 minutes later he said, 'You may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.
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    But the question is this: how, and more specifically why, is it possible to [BEEP] up and around the rim of a toilet and, side-question, how does one [BEEP] up a wall?
    How in gods name do you [BEEP] horozontal?!
    I'M GONNA FIGHT 'EM ALL
    A SEVEN NATION ARMY COULDN'T HOLD ME BACK.......


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    How in gods name do you [BEEP] horozontal?!
    Very carefully. ¬_¬
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