Seinfeld
"I think we really need to be in front of the television set. You take TV out of this relationship, it is just torture."
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Cougar Town
"Anyway, back to the Neighborhood Watch Association. The main goal of the NWA is safety."
"I thought it was to represent Compton. What!"
"And Rosa just up and left for a vacation in Honduras."
"It wasn't a vacation, her mother died."
"Like she's not gonna see friends when she's there? 'Wah. I miss my mom. Pass the salsa.'"
"That's selfish, insensitive, and racist all at once."